The Best "Dear John" Letter ever...Semper Fi!
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:Dear Ricky,The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Here is my third annual traditional Marine Corps Birthday joke. Hadn’t heard it in a while, and I like this version from the Its Humor blog the best.